toffee and national security
at canadian customs on way back to yyz: officer: good afternoon, miss- monkey: good afternoon, here's my passport and forms. o: (glance forms) where do you live? m: here in toronto, downtown by eaton centre. o: (scribbling) and where are you coming from? m: a small village called chinley in the peak district. o: (looks baffled) and that's where exactly- m: about 45min drive from manchester, uk. o: (comprehension) aha okay. what were you doing? m: i was visiting my partner. o: (small-talkish) and how long has been there for? m: he was born and raised there. o: (raise eyebrow) oh? what does he do? m: he plays for bbc phil. o: (raise another eyebrow) and you? m: well, i live here, for now, if you let me in? o: (calmly) and what do you do? m: i work at utoronto, at music faculty- o: (baffled) so he lives there and you are here? m: yes, that would be correct- o: (pause) HOW DOES THAT WORK? m: well, it's working no?!? o: (surprised) why isnt he moving her...